Welcome to infinite coffee disappointment

Sometimes when things turn a little in the south, the best action plan is to relax and perhaps to see the humor of the situation, if it exists. The technical problems related to the launch of the Halo technical overview: Infinite Multiplayer were not minor, but in the end, people entered and played the game. This raises a bigger question, however. What happened at the time when developers, you know, simply ended a game and went out? In this spirit, imagine this scene ...

_The scene is a chic restaurant. Crowd people expect outside. Inside, noisy and impatient guests are sitting with coarse and unfinished tables waiting to be served. The waiters seem frustrated and overwhelmed.

Server: Good evening sir. Welcome to Café infinite disappointment. Please excuse disorder, we do not quite finish decorating.

Customer: I queued for hours. People are quite angry there. And it seems like you do not have enough staff.

Server: Yes, Well, we did not expect an as important answer. We were caught off guard. And the door is broken. We did not know how to let people enter people. Then they continued to push and jostle ...

Customer: You have been caught off guard? You have advertised for this restaurant for years. You invited Moi.

Server: Once again, we apologize. And please, remember, this apple crate on which you are sitting? This does not represent the actual appearance of chairs. We just want your comments now.

Customer: Well, my return is that it's zero. I have just had a splinter.

Server: I'm sorry sir. Would you like to see our Early Access menu?

Customer: Yes, I'm hungry.

Server: _ (Reset the menu to the client) _ Please keep in mind that the entire menu is not really available as shown.

Customer: All on the menu looks good. I will take the steak.

Server: Oh, I'm so sorry. Steak is not yet available. I could bring you crackers.

Customer: And the pasta then? I love Alfredo sauce.

Server: Pasta will be excellent. At one point. We are not ready to serve it yet. There are some bugs. In the pasta.

Customer: Well, what do you actually have?

Server: I could bring you fish. Salmon is delicious. Really, we are only open tonight for everyone to try the fish. And give us your opinion. Its very important.

Customer: Safe. Salmon. It looks like it comes with a choice of vegetables or a salad.

Server: Yes, at some point, it will be true. For the moment, the salmon is accompanied by an image of space reserved of the salad or vegetables cooked steamer. Your choice. Che infinite disappointment is all about giving the choice of dinner. Our community is important.

Customer: No matter. Just bring me food.

_The server leaves and returns very long later.

Customer: where were you? I waited for, kind, hours.

Server: There has been a small problem in the kitchen. The oven did not work. Well, he is not, in fact. Funny. It worked well last night, when no one was there. The kitchen staff is really panicked about it. But small snaFuses like this are to be expected when you launch a brand new restaurant.

Customer: Are you sure you are ready to open?

Server: absolutely. And again, this does not represent the final product. The restaurant is not strictly speaking open. Remember that. But we thought it was important to serve people now, just to show them what awaits them and get their comments very important.

_Donne to the customer a cardboard plate with a fish still frozen on.

Customer: What's this?

Server: Your delicious fish, as you ordered it. We call it "Early Access Salmon".

Customer: You mean, _non cooked salmon. What am I supposed to do with it?

Server: Enjoy it and, of course, enjoy all the characteristics of the salmon currently available. You know, shape and smell. After all, it's always a fish. You can not eat it yet.

Customer: Do you know what? I leave. This place is a disaster. You are clearly not ready.

The customer comes out, the server calls it .

Server: Before you go, would it bother you to join our Insider Club so that we can send you special offers and invitations for events like this? And do not forget, we want your comments!